Sunday, July 13, 2008

all inclusive resorts

They are dangerous because you can drink alcohol all you want.
Oh lord, I'm piss drunk at the moment.

I just had a sex on the beach, mojito, and tequila, and coke and rum
i drank toooooo much and vomited.
oh lord help me why cant i drink like an englishman?
sad. so sad.

i also bought a man u jersey just to be a dorky anglophile.
someone called me an anglophile today and seemed to be weirded out by it.
Why would they though?
Maybe I've developed a taste for luzocade wile bike riding (thats another story in itself) but i didnt think it would be creepy if some person from america started talking about new york with me, id love it.

bleh oh well. peter and sam think im alright so thats all that matters really. :D

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