Y'know, it's not cool.
When people get to the final of talent shows because of their 'back story'
It's rubbish.
And it's not called "Britain's got talent, and afflicted people who are quite talented, but still have issues so that's why they get all the props"
Mainly because it wouldn't fit on the TV Guide.
Cos remember Michelle McManus (McMassive) she won X-Factor, or Pop Idol or something, mainly because she was fat, and the public feel bad, cos they remember the time they called the fattest person in their school "Fatty Boom Boom" to their face and made them cry, so they voted for her.
And she released one song, that (inevitably) went to no. 1.
But then she got dropped from her record label.
And then she went on 'You are what you eat' with 'Doctor' Gillain McKeith.
And we found out she ate three small children a day, then she lost a whole bunch of weight, but no-one cared except Heat magazine.
Now, she's working working in Glasgow DVLA.
I'm not saying, I'm just saying
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that is so true.
mcmanus did eat three small children a day
sometimes she'd throw in a dog for good measure, if she was feeling like snacks..
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